Scumbag Brain

Remember that really good idea that you had? I forgot it before you were able to write it down

Remember that really good idea that you had? I forgot it before you were able to write it down  Scumbag Brain

addled hypo mind Goes to correct low blood sugar almost injects novolog by habit

addled hypo mind Goes to correct low blood sugar almost injects novolog by habit  Scumbag Brain

Need to study or work? Have some migraines! Feels refreshed and alert the minute you stop working

Need to study or work? Have some migraines! Feels refreshed and alert the minute you stop working  Scumbag Brain

Got drunk Can suddenly accomplish important things

Got drunk Can suddenly accomplish important things  Scumbag Brain

OKAY, YOU'RE SPEAKING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS KEEP SCRATCHING YOUR FACE, YOU'LL DO FINE

OKAY, YOU'RE SPEAKING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS KEEP SCRATCHING YOUR FACE, YOU'LL DO FINE  Scumbag Brain

Disagreement with girlfriend runs 10000 argument scenarios and prepares comebacks for each

Disagreement with girlfriend runs 10000 argument scenarios and prepares comebacks for each  Scumbag Brain

Can't find that bug that flew in your room? Let me help you by making each hair on your body hyper sensitive.

Can't find that bug that flew in your room? Let me help you by making each hair on your body hyper sensitive.   Scumbag Brain

Walking down the stairs at night? I'll just create an extra step that only exists in your head

Walking down the stairs at night?
 I'll just create an extra step that only exists in your head   Scumbag Brain

Oh, your're celebrating one month of being happy? Why don't you spend the day contemplating suicide

Oh, your're celebrating one month of being happy? Why don't you spend the day contemplating suicide  Scumbag Brain

remember that Ex you aren't over? I wonder how many dudes she has slept with

remember that Ex you aren't over? I wonder how many dudes she has slept with  Scumbag Brain
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