Scumbag Brain

Jennifer Lawrence shows up naked in your dream? Better have her put some clothes on so you can talk to her about your company's current fiscal quarter

Jennifer Lawrence shows up naked in your dream? Better have her put some clothes on so you can talk to her about your company's current fiscal quarter   Scumbag Brain

Only in the store for 5 minutes Still forgets where you parked

Only in the store for 5 minutes Still forgets where you parked  Scumbag Brain

So you're trying to donate blood? Let's pass out and make you piss your pants

So you're trying to donate blood?  Let's pass out and make you piss your pants  Scumbag Brain

Gives clear thoughts after masturbation "Dude, what the fuck did you just fantasize about? That's disgusting!"

Gives clear thoughts after masturbation

You're old enough to care about education now? Too bad there's no room to learn anything else.

You're old enough to care about education now? Too bad there's no room  to learn anything else.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I noticed you're sweating in an important social situation Sweating even more will help

Hey, I noticed you're sweating in an important social situation Sweating even more will help  Scumbag Brain

Oh you've been sick and miserable and coughing all day? FUCK SLEEP. POWER THROUGH!!!

Oh you've been sick and miserable and coughing all day? FUCK SLEEP. POWER THROUGH!!!  Scumbag Brain

You forgot that persons name? How about you just blurt out a random one? That should work.

You forgot that persons name? How about you just blurt out a random one?  That should work.   Scumbag Brain

You know how you just peed? Turns out there's still more.

You know how you just peed? Turns out there's still more.  Scumbag Brain

Had a tough day at work. Time to sleep. Here, let's dream about work.

Had a tough day at work. Time to sleep. Here, let's dream about work.  Scumbag Brain
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