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Read entire list of pickup lines before party Only remember "can I break your pelvis?"

Read entire list of pickup lines before party Only remember
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Remember how that pot was just on the stove? Me neither, let's touch it

Remember how that pot was just on the stove? Me neither, let's touch it Scumbag Brain
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Lets go to bed By the way, you are mortal

Lets go to bed By the way, you are mortal Scumbag Brain
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holiday travel coming up? wait until you see the nightmare about a fiery plane crash i've been working on all year

holiday travel coming up? wait until you see the nightmare about a fiery plane crash i've been working on all year Scumbag Brain
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Girl with awesome fake tits shows you them to cheer you up Hey! Remember your ex girlfriend? I wonder what she's up to.

Girl with awesome fake tits shows you them to cheer you up Hey! Remember your ex girlfriend? I wonder what she's up to. Scumbag Brain
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Hates being an addict Begs for Caffeine with a splintering headache

Hates being an addict Begs for Caffeine with a splintering headache Scumbag Brain
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nervous in public? erection nervous in bed? What's an erection?

nervous in public? erection nervous in bed? What's an erection? Scumbag Brain
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Reddit tab taking too long to load? better open a new tab and check reddit while waiting

Reddit tab taking too long to load? better open a new tab and check reddit while waiting Scumbag Brain
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Wants to get up early and study Stays asleep till noon

Wants to get up early and study Stays asleep till noon Scumbag Brain
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done soaking in hot, bubbling, chlorinated water? you should go poop now.

done soaking in hot, bubbling, chlorinated water? you should go poop now. Scumbag Brain
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