Scumbag Brain

7:30pm: You're exhausted, time for a nap. 1:30am: Bro, you're starving

7:30pm: You're exhausted, time for a nap.  1:30am: Bro, you're starving  Scumbag Brain

can't wake up on time can't sleep when necessary

can't wake up on time can't sleep when necessary  Scumbag Brain

Looks up symptoms on internet. Cancer not mentioned. Therefore must be cancer.

Looks up symptoms on internet. Cancer not mentioned.
Therefore must be cancer.  Scumbag Brain

Have imaginary argument with my girlfriend. She still wins.

Have imaginary argument with my girlfriend.   She still wins.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you like that girl you're going out to a date with huh? She said she likes you too? *Boom* Just erased all your feelings for her. Here, have some anxiety instead!

Oh you like that girl you're going out to a date with huh? She said she likes you too? *Boom* Just erased all your feelings for her.  
Here, have some anxiety instead!   Scumbag Brain

so, you're watching a documentary on the Holocaust in History class? remember that REALLY funny thing that happened last week?

so, you're watching a documentary on the Holocaust in History class? remember that REALLY funny thing that happened last week?  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're fapping? Better think of your mom

Oh you're fapping? Better think of your mom  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're trying to sleep right now? why don't I remind you of all of your insecurities and frustrations

oh, you're trying to sleep right now? why don't I remind you of all of your insecurities and frustrations  Scumbag Brain

hey i know you're trying to win this tournament and all that but I'm not going to give you a punchline

hey i know you're trying to win this tournament and all that but I'm not going to give you a punchline  Scumbag Brain

We're all nice and clean after that shower, AWESOME! Now let's go take a nasty dump.

We're all nice and clean after that shower, AWESOME! Now let's go take a nasty dump.   Scumbag Brain
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