Scumbag Brain

Wife: Does this make me look fat Brain: Yes

Wife: Does this make me look fat Brain: Yes  Scumbag Brain

walking down the street with nothing on your mind? your dick needs some more blood.

walking down the street with nothing on your mind? your dick needs some more blood.  Scumbag Brain

Let's start reading this chapter of Sciencephilosophy IN A GERMAN ACCENT

Let's start reading this chapter of Sciencephilosophy IN A GERMAN ACCENT  Scumbag Brain

Trying everything to wake self up while driving home? Get out of car, wide awake.

Trying everything to wake self up while driving home? Get out of car, wide awake.  Scumbag Brain

You know that girl you talked with for almost two hours yesterday? YOU LOVE HER

You know that girl you talked with for almost two hours yesterday? YOU LOVE HER  Scumbag Brain

Taking math test "You know what would be a great thing to post on Reddit..."

Taking math test

Oh, so you've been constipated for 5 days straight and just ran out of toilet paper time to have diarrhea

Oh, so you've been constipated for 5 days straight and just ran out of toilet paper time to have diarrhea   Scumbag Brain

OH YOU'RE ALL CLEANED UP? TIME TO SHIT

OH YOU'RE ALL CLEANED UP? TIME TO SHIT  Scumbag Brain

Remembers in great detail that you locked the door after you left the house Still not sure though...

Remembers in great detail that you locked the door after you left the house Still not sure though...  Scumbag Brain

Hey man you should totally break up with your girlfriend. She treats you badly Hey remember all the amazing times you had with your ex, bro?

Hey man you should totally break up with your girlfriend. She treats you badly Hey remember all the amazing times you had with your ex, bro?  Scumbag Brain
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