Scumbag Brain

Realizes you haven't had a cold sore in a while Lip immediately starts itching

Realizes you haven't had a cold sore in a while Lip immediately starts itching  Scumbag Brain

Eyes closed while having shampoo in them Makes you think about the scariest things you can

Eyes closed while having shampoo in them Makes you think about the scariest things you can  Scumbag Brain

Can remember things that happened years ago Can't remember if you just washed your hair

Can remember things that happened years ago  Can't remember if you just 
washed your hair  Scumbag Brain

5:30am. Cozy Bed. Wide awake. 5:30pm. Heavy traffic. Nap Time.

5:30am. Cozy Bed. 
Wide awake. 5:30pm. Heavy traffic.
Nap Time.   Scumbag Brain

Needs to learn entire chapter the night before exam COMPLETES EVERY ITEM ON TO-DO LIST BEFORE DOING SO

Needs to learn entire chapter the night before exam COMPLETES EVERY ITEM ON TO-DO LIST BEFORE DOING SO   Scumbag Brain

I'll be sure to wake you up from your nap in the library with a raging boner and 5 minutes before your next class

I'll be sure to wake you up from your nap in the library with a raging boner and 5 minutes before your next class  Scumbag Brain

Work at 7am? Better Set alarm for 7am

Work at 7am? Better Set alarm for 7am  Scumbag Brain

Walking into a dark room? Better think about all the scary bits from paranormal activity and insidious

Walking into a dark room? Better think about all the scary bits from paranormal activity and insidious   Scumbag Brain

Finally got the guts to talk to crush. She was a slut anyways. LOVE ME!

Finally got the guts to talk to crush. She was a slut anyways. LOVE ME!  Scumbag Brain

Chases girl for a month, finally gets her.. "I can do better"

Chases girl for a month, finally gets her..
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