Scumbag Brain

99.9% of social interactions went well today "why don't you obsess over the one that didn't for a few hours?"

99.9% of social interactions went well today

Pulling an all-nighter? Let's make this meme instead of doing work

Pulling an all-nighter? Let's make this meme instead of doing work  Scumbag Brain

someone's at the next urinal? sorry, you can't pee anymore

someone's at the next urinal? sorry, you can't pee anymore   Scumbag Brain

Wrote note on hand as a reminder Never needs to look at hand to remember

Wrote note on hand as a reminder Never needs to look at hand to remember  Scumbag Brain

Can tell the difference between the sound of your keys jingling from any others Can't remember where you put them 30 minutes ago

Can tell the difference between the sound of your keys jingling from any others Can't remember where you put them 30 minutes ago  Scumbag Brain

Oh look! A spoiler alert Lets keep reading

Oh look! A spoiler alert Lets keep reading  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're embarrassed Let me make your face bright red to let everyone know

Oh you're embarrassed  Let me make your face bright red to let everyone know    Scumbag Brain

Remembers all song lyrics forgets everything learned in class

Remembers  all song lyrics forgets everything learned in class  Scumbag Brain

100 billion neuron limitless imaginarium makes you dream about grocery shopping

100 billion neuron limitless imaginarium makes you dream about grocery shopping  Scumbag Brain

All your posts are getting downvoted? keep posting bro

All your posts are getting downvoted? keep posting bro  Scumbag Brain
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