Scumbag Brain

hey, that girl is cute don't talk to her, and make sure she doesn't see you

hey, that girl is cute don't talk to her, and make sure she doesn't see you   Scumbag Brain

pissed off if you have to work on a nice day pissed off if you have to work on a shitty day

pissed off if you have to work on a nice day pissed off if you have to work on a shitty day   Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up "accidentally" in the middle of the night. Imagines spiders, thousands of spiders.

Wakes you up

Tells you the right answer in your head makes something completely different come out of your mouth

Tells you the right answer in your head makes something completely different come out of your mouth  Scumbag Brain

Ridicules Persians Watches Shahs of Sunset

Ridicules Persians Watches Shahs of Sunset  Scumbag Brain

Knows You're on spring break dreams about being in school

Knows You're on spring break dreams about being in school  Scumbag Brain

Finally starting that homework? You know you haven't been on reddit today, right?

Finally starting that homework? You know you haven't been on reddit today, right?   Scumbag Brain

Big test today? Better have to poop 10 minutes into it

Big test today? Better have to poop 10 minutes into it   Scumbag Brain

Learns that MDNA traces everyone in the world to an Ethiopian woman 80,000 years ago. is still racist.

Learns that MDNA traces everyone in the world to an Ethiopian woman 80,000 years ago. is still racist.   Scumbag Brain

The girl you like tells you that she likes you Lets just change the subject awkwardly and avoid the subject forever

The girl you like tells you that she likes you Lets just change the subject awkwardly and avoid the subject forever  Scumbag Brain
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