Scumbag Brain

can sometimes randomly see into the future shows the most useless moments

can sometimes randomly see into the future shows the most useless moments  Scumbag Brain

Its the weekend? Lets go to bed at 8:30 You have work early tommorow? Let's not go to bed till 2:30am

Its the weekend? Lets go to bed at 8:30 You have work early tommorow? Let's not go to bed till 2:30am  Scumbag Brain

driving and looking for an address have to turn the radio down

driving and looking for an address have to turn the radio down  Scumbag Brain

Oh You're alone Let's Think about all of your failed relationships

Oh You're alone Let's Think about all of your failed relationships  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're sleeping with the window open during a rainstorm? Here, have an incredibly vivid dream about pissing your pants to wake up to.

Oh, you're sleeping with the window open during a rainstorm? Here, have an incredibly vivid dream about pissing your pants to wake up to.  Scumbag Brain

Wow we lost 2 lbs Don't you want doritos?

Wow we lost 2 lbs Don't you want doritos?  Scumbag Brain

"Go to sleep early so you don't think about her" dreams about her

assures you that its okay to throw away the paper with password Forgets the password after throwing the paper . .

assures you that its okay to throw away the paper with password Forgets the password after throwing the paper . .  Scumbag Brain

get out of bed you're missing your final! lol, jk. it's actually on thursday

get out of bed you're missing your final! lol, jk. it's actually on thursday  Scumbag Brain

Only Final 8am tomorrow lets stay up all night

Only Final 8am tomorrow lets stay up all night  Scumbag Brain
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