Scumbag Brain

High Intelligence Terrible Work Ethic

High Intelligence Terrible Work Ethic   Scumbag Brain

You don't need to put that tampon in your purse. Your period won't start today. Trust me.

You don't need to put 
that tampon in your purse.
Your period won't start today. Trust me.  Scumbag Brain

You should go sky diving remembers childhood fear of heights

You should go sky diving remembers childhood fear of heights   Scumbag Brain

...componer sinfonias, escribir poemas, curar el cancer... VER SALVAME

...componer sinfonias, escribir poemas, curar el cancer... VER SALVAME   Scumbag Brain

Just ate a large meal - better make you tired Oh btw, you're too full to fall asleep

Just ate a large meal - better make you tired Oh btw, you're too full to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

Need toilet paper? Let's go to the store and buy everything except toilet paper

Need toilet paper? Let's go to the store and buy everything except toilet paper   Scumbag Brain

You're taking a dump? Here's some thoughts about the girl you like, along with other sentimental memories.

You're taking a dump? Here's some thoughts about the girl you like, along with other sentimental memories.   Scumbag Brain

Dreams of waking up pleasantly and feeling great. After a big night out: Wake up with massive headache.

Dreams of waking up pleasantly and feeling great. After a big night out: Wake up with massive headache.  Scumbag Brain

Realizes that anything is possible within a dream Girl I'm about to have dream sex with now has AIDs

Realizes that anything is possible within a dream Girl I'm about to have dream sex with now has AIDs   Scumbag Brain

brah, one drink won't kill you replaces "one" with next highest number till you black out

brah, one drink won't kill you replaces
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