Scumbag Brain

Remembers the pasta strainer... Uses it on counter and covers self in boiling water.

Remembers the pasta strainer... Uses it on counter and covers self in boiling water.   Scumbag Brain

SOLVES ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAVE.. WAKING UP TO REALIZE THAT IT WAS ALL DREAMING!!

SOLVES ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAVE.. WAKING UP TO REALIZE THAT IT WAS ALL DREAMING!!   Scumbag Brain

Thinks about work at night Tells you to go to sleep at work

Thinks about work at night Tells you to go to sleep at work   Scumbag Brain

Girl says she likes you, dont like her back. 2 months later when shes taken, you start to like her.

Girl says she likes you, dont like her back. 2 months later when shes taken, you start to like her.   Scumbag Brain

half sex half food

half sex half food  Scumbag Brain

Pays attention when professor is talking about stuff you already know Stops paying attention when new material comes up

Pays attention when professor is talking about stuff you already know Stops paying attention when new material comes up  Scumbag Brain

Study for hours Forget everything but lyrics to "Sexy and I Know It"

Study for hours Forget everything but lyrics to

Interviewer asks, what's your greatest strength? Quick, tell them you're nice! Go blank, panic

Interviewer asks, what's your greatest strength? Quick, tell them you're nice! Go blank, panic  Scumbag Brain

Convinced you that there's time to complete this work later. There isn't.

Convinced you that there's time to complete this work later. There isn't.   Scumbag Brain

Hey, let's stop smoking! It's so bad for you... Craves nicotine.

Hey, let's stop smoking! It's so bad for you... Craves nicotine.   Scumbag Brain
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