Scumbag Brain

Begins attempting to organize priorities "Fuck it - Let's check Reddit"

Begins attempting to organize priorities

Trying to sleep, you feel a tingling in your nose Dude, there is totally a spider crawling in there.

Trying to sleep, you feel a tingling in your nose Dude, there is totally a spider crawling in there.   Scumbag Brain

Hears something disgusting Instantly pictures it

Hears something disgusting Instantly pictures it  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with best reddit material While I'm trying to fall asleep

Comes up with best reddit material While I'm trying to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

years of drinking mashed putamen

years of drinking mashed putamen  Scumbag Brain

Likes to sleep alot during workdays Doesn't sleep at all during weekends

Likes to sleep alot during workdays Doesn't sleep at all during weekends  Scumbag Brain

Delete ex's contact info from phone Remembers every number perfectly

Delete ex's contact info from phone Remembers every number perfectly  Scumbag Brain

Eat something that you know will upset stomach Trusts fart

Eat something that you know will upset stomach Trusts fart   Scumbag Brain

You know what two things go great with post-fap endorphins? Guilt and Sadness

You know what two things go great with post-fap endorphins? Guilt and Sadness  Scumbag Brain

The fridge has no good food? No problem we'll check again in 5 minutes

The fridge has no good food? No problem we'll check again in 5 minutes   Scumbag Brain
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