Scumbag Brain

Just lost a bunch of money gambling? No worries. This next pick is a sure thing

Just lost a bunch of money gambling? No worries. This next pick is a sure thing  Scumbag Brain

It's 4 am, you should rest Time to make you think about your ex

It's 4 am, you should rest Time to make you think about your ex  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have soap all over your hands? Here's a nose itch.

Oh you have soap all over your hands? Here's a nose itch.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in bed because you're tired? Great, I'll make it so you can't fall asleep.

Oh, you're in bed because you're tired? Great, I'll make it so you can't fall asleep.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you heard a song that you don't like? I hope you don't mind if i sing it all day long, it is quite catchy

Oh, you heard a song that you don't like? I hope you don't mind if i sing it all day long, it is quite catchy  Scumbag Brain

Oh, You need to get up earlier than usual tomorrow? Lets stay up later than usual tonight

Oh, You need to get up earlier than usual tomorrow? Lets stay up later than usual tonight  Scumbag Brain

One tiny shampoo bubble touches a single eyelash Shuts both eyes and feels like there is soap all over both of them

One tiny shampoo bubble touches a single eyelash Shuts both eyes and feels like there is soap all over both of them  Scumbag Brain

Falling asleep... Falling asleep... Just kidding now you're free falling fuck you.

Falling asleep... Falling asleep... Just kidding now you're free falling fuck you.   Scumbag Brain

Receives advanced notification of incoming ice cream Thinks body temperature is falling and causes brain freeze anyway

Receives advanced notification of incoming ice cream Thinks body temperature is falling and causes brain freeze anyway   Scumbag Brain

Drives over plastic bag in the road Thinks engine is going to blow up

Drives over plastic bag in the road Thinks engine is going to blow up  Scumbag Brain
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