Scumbag Brain

Zombies discriminate Don't

Zombies discriminate Don't  Scumbag Brain

back itches in bed Must be spiders

back itches in bed Must be spiders  Scumbag Brain

Remembers to lock the door Forgets about it in 2 minutes

Remembers to lock the door Forgets about it in 2 minutes   Scumbag Brain

Checks cell phone to see the time, puts phone away Checks cell phone to see the time 3 seconds later

Checks cell phone to see the time, puts phone away  Checks cell phone to see the time 3 seconds later  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up 2 minutes before the alarm goes off.

Wakes you up 2 minutes before the alarm goes off.  Scumbag Brain

As we have learned from experience, You can't make a HO into a HOUSEWIFE. She's different Except this one

As we have learned from experience, You can't make a HO into a HOUSEWIFE. She's different Except this one  Scumbag Brain

You should fap to this sexy video Hey That chick kind of looks like your sister

You should fap to this sexy video Hey That chick kind of looks like your sister  Scumbag Brain

Clicks 'next' Sees interesting post on current page Caption 4 goes here

Clicks 'next' Sees interesting 
post on current page  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Wants desperately to sleep Won't stop playing the "What if...?" game

Wants desperately to sleep Won't stop playing the

Makes you want a girlfriend when you don't need one. Get one, "Oh never mind you don't need one"

Makes you want a girlfriend when you don't need one. Get one,
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