Scumbag Brain

tells you to quit every time you light up begs for a cigerette 20 minutes later

tells you to quit every time you light up begs for a cigerette 20 minutes later   Scumbag Brain

Puts on uncomfortable protective cup for football practice Time to get a raging hard-on that a cat couldn't scratch

Puts on uncomfortable protective cup for football practice Time to get a raging hard-on that a cat couldn't scratch  Scumbag Brain

Sleep deprived? No problem, I'm going to let you fall asleep quickly today! 90 mins later: HAHA JUST KIDDING! NO MOAR SLEEP FOR U

Sleep deprived? No problem, I'm going to let you fall asleep quickly today! 90 mins later: HAHA JUST KIDDING! NO MOAR SLEEP FOR U   Scumbag Brain

Will memorize countless song lyrics Forgets exam material

Will memorize countless song lyrics Forgets exam material  Scumbag Brain

Considers all outcomes, both good and bad... ...disregards "good" and "bad" and encourages you to choose the one that is most humorous.

Considers all outcomes, both good and bad... ...disregards

Ass releases rancid fart It smells good to you

Ass releases rancid fart It smells good to you  Scumbag Brain

The one Stalker You can never get rid of

The one Stalker You can never get rid of  Scumbag Brain

Huge headache because of no sleep last night doesn't let you fall asleep

Huge headache because of no sleep last night doesn't let you fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at 5:30 AM Doesn't let you sleep until 5:30 AM

Wakes you up at 5:30 AM Doesn't let you sleep until 5:30 AM  Scumbag Brain

Reads scary stories on r/nosleep Is scared to do mundane tasks

Reads scary stories on r/nosleep Is scared to do mundane tasks  Scumbag Brain
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