Scumbag Brain

HEY, YOU'RE ALMOST OVER YOUR EX! HERE'S SOME MENTAL IMAGES SO YOU DON'T FORGET HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS, AND SOME SOUL-DESTROYING MEMORIES OF HOW HAPPY YOU WERE UNTIL SHE DUMPED YOU!

HEY, YOU'RE ALMOST OVER YOUR EX! HERE'S SOME MENTAL IMAGES SO YOU DON'T FORGET HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS, AND SOME SOUL-DESTROYING MEMORIES OF HOW HAPPY YOU WERE UNTIL SHE DUMPED YOU!   Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to go to bed by saying, "The internet will still be there in the morning" First thought after lights out: "What if it's not?"

Convinces you to go to bed by saying,

The sun goes down The stars come out Can't Explain That

The sun goes down
The stars come out Can't Explain That  Scumbag Brain

Delete ex from phone contacts Only phone number you actually remember

Delete ex from phone contacts Only phone number you actually remember  Scumbag Brain

in bed, check, Actually feel tired, check, went pee before laying down, check. ok, everything seems to be in order. lets go ahead and think about every dumb thing you've ever said or done.

in bed, check, Actually feel tired, check,  went pee before laying down, check. ok, everything seems to be in order. lets go ahead and think about every dumb thing you've ever said or done.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have finals in a week? Haven't watched the lord of the rings trilogy in awhile

Oh, you have finals in a week? Haven't watched the lord of the rings trilogy in awhile  Scumbag Brain

In your dream, there was a mildly attractive girl who started to undress. She took off her shirt, her pants, and starts removing her bra and ohgodwakeup youhavetopee

In your dream, there was a mildly attractive girl who started to undress. She took off her shirt, her pants, and starts removing her bra and
 ohgodwakeup
youhavetopee  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just sat down to take your test? Enjoy holding in this explosive diarrhea

Oh, you just sat down to take your test? Enjoy holding in this explosive diarrhea  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a really busy day tomorrow and you need your sleep? I'm going to keep you up all night worrying about it.

Oh, you have a really busy day tomorrow and you need your sleep? I'm going to keep you up all night worrying about it.   Scumbag Brain

Hates your stupid cheating backstabbing rotten whore ex-wife Here's a dream where you only remember the good things and get back together

Hates your stupid cheating backstabbing rotten whore ex-wife Here's a dream where you only remember the good things and get back together   Scumbag Brain
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