Scumbag Brain

Thinks of awesome ideas as you're in bed, falling asleep Can't remember any of them when you wake up in the morning

Thinks of awesome ideas as you're in bed, falling asleep Can't remember any of them when you wake up in the morning   Scumbag Brain

About to recite a speech? Let's think about screwing up

About to recite a speech?
 Let's think about screwing up  Scumbag Brain

Opens new tab that defaults to www.google.com ALT+D, www.google.com

Opens new tab that defaults to www.google.com ALT+D, www.google.com   Scumbag Brain

Makes you procrastinate homework Gives you migraine when you sit down to do it

Makes you procrastinate homework Gives you migraine when you sit down to do it   Scumbag Brain

Spend Hours Perfecting A Drawing After 10 Min Break Notices A Million Mistakes

Spend Hours Perfecting A Drawing After 10 Min Break Notices A  Million Mistakes   Scumbag Brain

Hand in next week hey everyone is talking about game of thrones, why not watch it?

Hand in next week hey everyone is talking about game of thrones, why not watch it?  Scumbag Brain

Drink a little last night? Sleep is overrated. Let's wake up earlier than your weekday schedule.

Drink a little last night? Sleep is overrated.
Let's wake up earlier than your weekday schedule.  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up in the middle of the night To tell you all the ways you've fucked up over the last 6 months.

Wakes you up in the middle of the night To tell you all the ways you've fucked up over the last 6 months.  Scumbag Brain

Ouch! This pizza is scalding hot and burning your mouth. ...but it smells so good, lets try another bite.

Ouch! This pizza is scalding hot and burning your mouth. ...but it smells so good, lets try another bite.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're having a good time? How about I remind you how much you miss your ex-girlfriend.

Oh, you're having a good time? How about I remind you how much you miss your ex-girlfriend.  Scumbag Brain
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