Scumbag Brain

imagines jumping off the ledge "At least you'd never have to worry about anything ever again."

imagines jumping off the 
ledge

Trying to fall asleep? Why don't we go over all the scary things you saw on the internet scary things we saw on the internet earlier

Trying to fall asleep? Why don't we go over all the scary things you saw on the internet  scary things we saw on the internet earlier  Scumbag Brain

Reddit is getting pretty boring, I better type in a new website. Reddit.com

Reddit is getting pretty boring, I better type in a new website. Reddit.com  Scumbag Brain

Preparing for your cakeday all week? Let's forget to pay the internet bill

Preparing for your cakeday all week? Let's forget to pay the internet bill  Scumbag Brain

"We didn't sleep well last night, let's take a nap." FEEL RESTED AND REFRESHED UNTIL 2AM

AH, SHIT BRO! YOU FORGOT YOUR CHAPSTICK AND IT'S SUPER WINDY OUTSIDE! BETTER LICK YOUR LIPS EVERY 5 SECONDS. IT'S PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING!

AH, SHIT BRO! YOU FORGOT YOUR CHAPSTICK AND IT'S SUPER WINDY OUTSIDE! BETTER LICK YOUR LIPS EVERY 5 SECONDS. IT'S PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING!  Scumbag Brain

Feeling super-dehydrated? Let's flush a few gallons out of our ass

Feeling super-dehydrated? Let's flush a few gallons out of our ass  Scumbag Brain

Has always had friends, has a wonderful significant other, and now has a fancy degree and a meaningful career "Nobody likes you, she's going to leave you for somebody more exciting, you're a fucking idiot, and don't you just hate working?"

Has always had friends, has a wonderful significant other, and now has a fancy degree and a meaningful career

Is about to have a threeway with two hot girls wakes up

Is about to have a threeway with two hot girls wakes up  Scumbag Brain

EASY TO QUIT EXERCISING IMPOSSIBLE TO QUIT SMOKING

EASY TO QUIT EXERCISING IMPOSSIBLE TO QUIT SMOKING   Scumbag Brain
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