Scumbag Brain

GETS INSPIRED TO WORK OUT, STUDY HARD, AND TURN MY LIFE AROUND BUT LET'S MASTURBATE FIRST

GETS INSPIRED TO WORK OUT, STUDY HARD, AND TURN MY LIFE AROUND BUT LET'S MASTURBATE FIRST   Scumbag Brain

Remembers the formula to solve the question Right after the midterm

Remembers the formula to solve the question Right after the midterm   Scumbag Brain

oh, you woke up an hour and a half before your alarm goes off? Let's stay awake to think about all of your failures and then fall asleep 10 minutes before you have to get up.

oh, you woke up an hour and a half before your alarm goes off? Let's stay awake to think about all of your failures and then fall asleep 10 minutes before you have to get up.   Scumbag Brain

Enjoying A Great First Date "Hey, remember how great your ex was?"

Enjoying A Great First Date

Hey, you know that guy you rejected? Now that it's too late, Let's start noticing all the good things about him until you hate yourself for turning him down

Hey, you know that guy you rejected? Now that it's too late, Let's start noticing all the good things about him until you hate yourself for turning him down   Scumbag Brain

Oh, the new Bond movie comes out tomorrow? Let's unconsciously text your ex and ask if she wants to see it together like old times.

Oh, the new Bond movie comes out tomorrow? Let's unconsciously text your ex and ask if she wants to see it together like old times.  Scumbag Brain

Finals period: SO TIRED Not finals period: INSOMNIA

Finals period: SO TIRED Not finals period: INSOMNIA   Scumbag Brain

hears your alarm clock going off gives you a dream about alarm clocks instead of waking you up

hears your alarm clock going off gives you a dream about alarm clocks instead of waking you up  Scumbag Brain

HEART ATTACK! Jk, harmless panic attack

HEART ATTACK! Jk, harmless panic attack   Scumbag Brain

Vestibular sense disagreeing with your visual sense? Let me help you with that by making you violently ill

Vestibular sense disagreeing with your visual sense? Let me help you with that by making you violently ill  Scumbag Brain
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