Scumbag Brain

Wants you to Drive Faster Falls Asleep

Wants you to Drive Faster Falls Asleep   Scumbag Brain

Constantly reminding you to be productive and stop procrastinating Makes you procrastinate and make unproductive memes instead

Constantly reminding you to be productive and stop procrastinating  Makes you procrastinate and make unproductive memes instead   Scumbag Brain

More excited to drink with friends than any expensive trip ever taken.

  More excited to drink with friends than any expensive trip ever taken.   Scumbag Brain

is aware all weekend of urgent homework doesn't give motivation until midnight on Sunday

is aware all weekend of urgent homework doesn't give motivation until midnight on Sunday   Scumbag Brain

Falls asleep after playing Skyrim Dreams about being attacked by Falmers all night

Falls asleep after playing Skyrim Dreams about being attacked by Falmers all night   Scumbag Brain

Knows there's a really sensitive area of your body which hurts to touch Makes it irresistibly itchy

Knows there's a really sensitive area of your body which hurts to touch Makes it irresistibly itchy   Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember every 10 seconds you have to return that thing to your friend who's coming over. They're gone? Good, now remember you had to return it again. They're here? Forget you ever borrowed anything!

Hey, remember every 10 seconds you have to return that thing to your friend who's coming over. They're gone? Good, now remember you had to return it again. 
They're here? Forget you ever borrowed anything!  Scumbag Brain

Long weekend coming up How about that flu?

Long weekend coming up How about that flu?  Scumbag Brain

see your crush stop working

see your crush stop working  Scumbag Brain

Is so excited that class is over Gives you an erection

Is so excited that class is over Gives you an erection   Scumbag Brain
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