Scumbag Brain

Need to do paper due tomorrow. On Reddit for five fucking hours.

Need to do paper due tomorrow. On Reddit for five fucking hours.  Scumbag Brain

Hey! It's that girl you like! I think I'll spend the whole conversation picking the perfect facial expression.

Hey! It's that girl you like! I think I'll spend the whole conversation picking the perfect facial expression.   Scumbag Brain

Spends two hours working out "You need soda right now!"

Spends two hours working out

just fell asleep after a night of heavy drinking removing every last drop of moisture from the mouth in 3...2...1...

just fell asleep after a night of heavy drinking
 removing every last drop of moisture from the mouth in 3...2...1...    Scumbag Brain

watching discovery special on microorganisms Suddenly aware that there are tiny invisible bugs all over you

watching discovery special on microorganisms Suddenly aware that there are tiny invisible bugs all over you  Scumbag Brain

can't find water convince self to drink own piss

can't find water convince self to drink own piss  Scumbag Brain

Giving a presentation in front of class? I think it's a great time for an erection.

Giving a presentation in front of class? I think it's a great time for an erection.  Scumbag Brain

if you have one.. then you obviously don't know how to use it..

if you have one.. then you obviously don't know how to use it..  Scumbag Brain

Proud of an accomplishment you're such a conceded asshole

Proud of an accomplishment you're such a conceded asshole  Scumbag Brain

Your brain looks cooler on drugs

Your brain looks cooler on drugs  Scumbag Brain
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