Scumbag Brain

pizza burning hand quick, put it in your mouth

pizza burning hand quick, put it in your mouth   Scumbag Brain

I see it's 100 degrees outside Better take a hot shower, cause a cold one just won't feel right

I see it's 100 degrees outside Better take a hot shower, cause a cold one just won't feel right  Scumbag Brain

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can   Scumbag Brain

Will let you know you forgot something Won't tell you what it is

Will let you know you forgot something Won't tell you what it is   Scumbag Brain

oh you lost your phone? don't sweat it i'll give you a crystal clear recap of where you put it right after you find it after 3 hours of searching

oh you lost your phone? don't sweat it i'll give you a crystal clear recap of where you put it right after you find it after 3 hours of searching  Scumbag Brain

Checks doorknob three times "Did you check the doorknob?"

Checks doorknob three times

Bored with Reddit on the computer Goes to Reddit on smartphone

Bored with Reddit on the computer Goes to Reddit on smartphone   Scumbag Brain

You're afraid to oversleep and fail that important test tomorrow? Let's wake up every 10 minutes and check the time

You're afraid to oversleep and fail that important test tomorrow? Let's wake up every 10 minutes and check the time   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're getting a turkish shave? Isn't it funny how people cough when they think about coughing?

Oh you're getting a turkish shave?  Isn't it funny how people cough when they think about coughing?    Scumbag Brain

Sunday, your day of rest Let's spend half the day thinking about all the things you have to do at work tomorrow

Sunday, your day of rest Let's spend half the day thinking about all the things you have to do at work tomorrow  Scumbag Brain
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