Scumbag Brain

Knows you set alarm at 6:30 wakes you up at 6:25 instead

Knows you set alarm at 6:30 wakes you up at 6:25 instead   Scumbag Brain

Hey, great job on the Olympics and everything Have a random boner to celebrate

Hey, great job on the Olympics and everything Have a random boner to celebrate  Scumbag Brain

time to vigorously stroke my penis

time to vigorously stroke my penis  Scumbag Brain

Your 5-year-old kid may have a point. What if there really are monsters in your closet? Go check and see.

Your 5-year-old kid may have a point. What if there really are monsters in your closet? Go check and see.  Scumbag Brain

I see you're walking alone at night Time to remember every horror film you've seen

I see you're walking alone at night Time to remember every horror film you've seen  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let's think about /r/morbidreality.

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let's think about /r/morbidreality.  Scumbag Brain

YOU GOT FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP? NO PROBLEM, YOU'LL BE FINE FOR NOW. YOU HAD 9 HOURS OF SLEEP? LOL HAVE FUN BEING EXHAUSTED ALL DAY

YOU GOT FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP? NO PROBLEM, YOU'LL BE FINE FOR NOW. YOU HAD 9 HOURS OF SLEEP? LOL HAVE FUN BEING EXHAUSTED ALL DAY   Scumbag Brain

Convinced that you captioned a clever meme Zero votes, zero comments

Convinced that you captioned a clever meme Zero votes, zero comments  Scumbag Brain

Convinced you to break up with your girlfriend last year Yo bro, remember that girl? Yeah, i'm prretty sure you're in love with her

Convinced you to break up with your girlfriend last year Yo bro, remember that girl? Yeah, i'm prretty sure you're in love with her  Scumbag Brain

Has the capacity to dream about literally anything Dreams about waiting at the airport

Has the capacity to dream about literally anything Dreams about 
waiting at the airport  Scumbag Brain
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