Scumbag Brain

Need to get up for water in the middle of the night? Think of all the scariest shit you've ever seen first.

Need to get up for water in the middle of the night? Think of all the scariest shit you've ever seen first.   Scumbag Brain

Terrified because of sleep paralysis? Better throw in some crazy-ass hallucinations lol

Terrified because of sleep paralysis? Better throw in some crazy-ass hallucinations lol  Scumbag Brain

Imagine what you would do with a million dollars a million dollars isn't enough, what about 2 million dollars

Imagine what you would do with a million dollars a million dollars isn't enough, what about 2 million dollars  Scumbag Brain

Just smart enough to know you're really not.

Just smart enough to know you're really not.   Scumbag Brain

makes you dream about being very rich wake up to realize your still dirt poor

makes you dream about being very rich wake up to realize your still dirt poor  Scumbag Brain

I see you're having sex with your girlfriend What does your mom look like again?

I see you're having sex 
with your girlfriend What does your mom 
look like again?
  Scumbag Brain

OH, HANGING OUT WITH A HOT GIRL? HERE'S 10,000 PSI OF FARTS, CHAMP.

OH, HANGING OUT WITH A HOT GIRL? HERE'S 10,000 PSI OF FARTS, CHAMP.   Scumbag Brain

Fingering your butt hole felt pretty good Now you should scratch your eye

Fingering your butt hole felt pretty good Now you should scratch your eye   Scumbag Brain

Sick. Exhausted. Skip Reddit at night. Actually go to sleep 3 hours early. Still wakes you up after 6 hours. Won't let you go back to sleep.

Sick. Exhausted. Skip Reddit at night. Actually go to sleep 3 hours early. Still wakes you up after 6 hours. Won't let you go back to sleep.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you dropped everything to take a shit? That's OK, you don't need to go anymore.

Oh you dropped everything to take a shit? That's OK, you don't need to go anymore.  Scumbag Brain
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