Scumbag Brain

Just finished cutting peppers Commence Operation Itchy Eyes

Just finished cutting peppers Commence Operation Itchy Eyes   Scumbag Brain

Waits until the room is completely silent Thinks of something hilarious that makes you laugh uncontrollably

Waits until the room is completely silent Thinks of something hilarious that makes you laugh uncontrollably    Scumbag Brain

Had an amazing time with the girl you love Keeps going over that little awkward moment you had over and over again

Had an amazing time with the girl you love Keeps going over that little awkward moment you had over and over again   Scumbag Brain

Things are going well between you and your boyfriend Has constant dreams about him cheating on you

Things are going well between you and your boyfriend Has constant dreams about him cheating on you   Scumbag Brain

Just took a shower Why dont you take a shit now! OH GOOD

Just took a shower  Why dont you take a shit now! OH GOOD  Scumbag Brain

Can manually stop anxiety attack FOR 10 SECONDS

Can manually stop anxiety attack FOR 10 SECONDS   Scumbag Brain

Have awesome girlfriend "dude, remember how great being single was?"

Have awesome girlfriend

Hey, she's cute I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER TALK TO HER

Hey, she's cute I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER TALK TO HER  Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you went to bed early to be ready at 8:30 am because of work Let me wake you up at 9:50

Oh, so you went to bed early to be ready at 8:30 am because of work Let me wake you up at 9:50  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have an exam tomorrow? Guess you need some acute insomnia.

Oh, you have an exam tomorrow? Guess you need some acute insomnia.  Scumbag Brain
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