Scumbag Brain

Working alone in an underground mine. "Remember that movie 'The Descent'?"

Working alone in an underground mine.

Makes you delete your ex from all forms of social networking Wonders what she's up to 24/7

Makes you delete your ex from all forms of social networking Wonders what she's up to 24/7   Scumbag Brain

Oh you fell asleep on the couch and guests are over? Enjoy some raging morning wood

Oh you fell asleep on the couch and guests are over? Enjoy some raging morning wood  Scumbag Brain

Hey reach you hand down to your pocket, your phones vibrating. Jk you don't have a phone

Hey reach you hand down to your pocket, your phones vibrating. Jk you don't have a phone  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're sitting with a pretty girl? Better tell the digestive system to be as noisy as possible.

Oh, you're sitting with a pretty girl? Better tell the digestive system to be as noisy as possible.  Scumbag Brain

nsfl death nsfw click

nsfl death nsfw click  Scumbag Brain

"Washing your face is the same as brushing your teeth" "Now Spit"

Finally decides to go to sleep at a decent time Wide awake 3 hours later after a midnight piss

Finally decides to go to sleep at a decent time Wide awake 3 hours later after a midnight piss  Scumbag Brain

Turn down the music I can't read numbers when it's so loud

Turn down the music I can't read numbers when it's so loud  Scumbag Brain

"YOU'RE TRYING TO GET OVER A GIRL?" "I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DREAM ABOUT HER EVERY NIGHT"

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