Scumbag Brain

Whoa, that food's way too hot to have in your mouth! Better swallow it, so you can burn the living shit out of your digestive system

Whoa, that food's way too hot to have in your mouth! Better swallow it, so you can burn the living shit out of your digestive system  Scumbag Brain

FOCUSED ON MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION IGNORES THEM WHEN THEY INTRODUCE THEMSELVES

FOCUSED ON MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION IGNORES THEM WHEN THEY INTRODUCE THEMSELVES   Scumbag Brain

Oh u have maths exam tomorrow? Better play lol whole day

Oh u have maths exam tomorrow? Better play lol whole day   Scumbag Brain

Remembers every word to a song you haven't heard in a year Doesn't remember anything you studied the night before

Remembers every word to a song you haven't heard in a year Doesn't remember anything you studied the night before   Scumbag Brain

Gave up smoking cigarettes a decade ago Still gives you the occasional late night craving

Gave up smoking cigarettes a decade ago Still gives you the occasional late night craving  Scumbag Brain

"Hey, you made a typo a few words back." "Better use backspace to reach it for correction."

Hey, Remember that mosquito bite you have? It itches now

Hey, Remember that mosquito bite you have? It itches now  Scumbag Brain

Hot burning soup in your mouth Quick! swallow it

Hot burning soup in your mouth Quick! swallow it  Scumbag Brain

Trying to resist becoming a Directioner? Let's get One Thing and What Makes you Beautiful stuck in your head Caption 3 goes here

Trying to resist becoming a Directioner? Let's get One Thing and What Makes you Beautiful stuck in your head Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your nipple feels itchy? You're probably pregnant

Oh, your nipple feels itchy? You're probably pregnant   Scumbag Brain
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