Scumbag Brain

belongs to you controls you

belongs to you controls you   Scumbag Brain

You know what you haven't thought about in a while? HORRIFYING HOUSEGUEST

You know what you haven't thought about in a while? HORRIFYING HOUSEGUEST   Scumbag Brain

Sees clock at 3:30 AM Shit, I gotta get dressed for work!

Sees clock at 3:30 AM Shit, I gotta get dressed for work!   Scumbag Brain

Dreams about eating McDonald's Wakes up feeling queasy

Dreams about eating McDonald's Wakes up feeling queasy   Scumbag Brain

hey, remember that awkward comment you made last week? that was torture, lets always think about it.

hey, remember that awkward comment you made last week? that was torture, lets always think about it.  Scumbag Brain

Creates lucid dream about you peeing in your toilet Makes you piss the bed

Creates lucid dream about you peeing in your toilet Makes you piss the bed  Scumbag Brain

Makes you obsessively prepare presentation so you don't mess up MESSES UP

Makes you obsessively prepare presentation so you don't mess up  MESSES UP   Scumbag Brain

Walk up stairs 10 times a day for 15 years Yeah Bro there's another step there

Walk up stairs 10 times a day
for 15 years
 Yeah Bro there's another step there   Scumbag Brain

Has the whole day to solve problems. Starts solving them just when you lay in bed dead tired.

Has the whole day to solve problems. Starts solving them just when you lay in bed dead tired.   Scumbag Brain

gets a boner over a small gust of wind when faced with an actual girl 'whats a boner again?'

gets a boner over a small gust of wind when faced with an actual girl 'whats a boner again?'  Scumbag Brain
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