Scumbag Brain

Just brushed teeth "You want a cigarette"

Just brushed teeth

ALLOWS YOU TO BROWSE REDDIT FOR ENDLESS HOURS DOESNT REMEMBER ANYTHING YOU READ

ALLOWS YOU TO BROWSE REDDIT FOR ENDLESS HOURS DOESNT REMEMBER ANYTHING YOU READ   Scumbag Brain

gives you amazing songwriting skills but only while you're dreaming

gives you amazing songwriting skills  but only while you're dreaming  Scumbag Brain

hands completely full nose itch

hands completely full nose itch  Scumbag Brain

The two black kids sat at the back of the classroom? You should make a joke about that

The two black kids sat at the back of the classroom? You should make a joke about that   Scumbag Brain

Can't fall asleep and have to wake up early? Here's everything you miss from your past

Can't fall asleep and have to wake up early? Here's everything you miss from your past  Scumbag Brain

oh, you have chapped lips? let's lick them relentlessly

oh, you have chapped lips? let's lick them relentlessly  Scumbag Brain

Have tons of schoolwork to do for tomorrow "A Reddit thread on time travel? Time to read every Wikipedia article about it."

Have tons of schoolwork to do for tomorrow

Oh that awesome girl you're friends with is attracted to you? Let's ignore her and be obsessed with that absolute bitch

Oh that awesome girl you're friends with is attracted to you? Let's ignore her and be obsessed with that absolute bitch  Scumbag Brain

70 degrees inside house, it's too damn cold. 70 degrees outside house, feels fantastic.

70 degrees inside house, it's too damn cold. 70 degrees outside house, feels fantastic.   Scumbag Brain
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