Scumbag Brain

COMPLETES COMPLEX EQUATIONS 24/7 SUB-CONSCIOUSLY C+ IN ALGEBRA

COMPLETES COMPLEX EQUATIONS 24/7 SUB-CONSCIOUSLY   C+ IN ALGEBRA   Scumbag Brain

Job interview of a lifetime Lets show them how powerful our farts are

Job interview of a lifetime Lets show them how powerful our farts are  Scumbag Brain

People are the most important thing to you? Everything else is ultimately trival and unworthy of passion. You get no hobbies. Drink up.

People are the most important thing to you? Everything else is ultimately trival and unworthy of passion. You get no hobbies. Drink up.
  Scumbag Brain

forgets name of girl you just met remembers all the names in mambo no. 5

forgets name of girl you just met remembers all the names in mambo no. 5  Scumbag Brain

Hey I know you only shot two bullets You should reload at the most inopportune time

Hey I know you only shot two bullets You should reload at the most inopportune time  Scumbag Brain

Has no problem reading a message from your crush Has no problem providing 20 different interpretations of its meaning

Has no problem reading a message from your crush Has no problem providing 20 different interpretations of its meaning  Scumbag Brain

"OH, YOU NEED TO PEE?'' "HOW ABOUT AN INSTANTANEOUS BONER?"

After 15 minutes of pool billiards "Do i have solids or stripes?"

After 15 minutes of pool billiards

OH YOU FINALLY GOT SLEEP AFTER AN HOUR GOOD FOR YOU I'LL WAKE YOU UP AT 5:00 AM

OH YOU FINALLY GOT SLEEP AFTER AN HOUR GOOD FOR YOU I'LL WAKE YOU UP AT 5:00 AM  Scumbag Brain

KNOWS YOU ARE FORGETTING SOMETHING DOESNT BOTHER TO TELL YOU UNTIL ITS TO LATE

KNOWS YOU ARE FORGETTING SOMETHING DOESNT BOTHER TO TELL YOU UNTIL ITS TO LATE  Scumbag Brain
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