Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a hilarious but otherwise extremely socially awkward comment Posts it anyway for a cheap laugh

Thinks of a hilarious but otherwise extremely socially awkward comment Posts it anyway for a cheap laugh  Scumbag Brain

You have a runny nose in class? Lets think about how everyone hates you for making too much noise

You have a runny nose in class? Lets think about how everyone hates you for making too much noise  Scumbag Brain

Able to tune out tongue position, jaw weight, breathing pattern, and blinking until now

Able to tune out tongue position, jaw weight, breathing pattern, and blinking until now  Scumbag Brain

I could do so much better! I should break up with my girlfriend my ex was perfect! Why did we break up?!

I could do so much better!
I should break up with my girlfriend my ex was perfect!
Why did we break up?!  Scumbag Brain

Makes embarrassing decisions Has the humility to joke about itself afterwards

Makes embarrassing decisions Has the humility to joke about itself afterwards   Scumbag Brain

Needs you to sneeze "Here is some gas to go with it"

Needs you to sneeze

Enters a dirty and disgusting bathroom "Hey bro, you should take a whiff to see how bad it smells in here."

Enters a dirty and disgusting bathroom

Hey Bro, don't forget you have this weekend off! I'll let you sleep in till 5 am!!!

Hey Bro, don't forget you have this weekend off! I'll let you sleep in till 5 am!!!  Scumbag Brain

Oh you are just getting out of the shower Lets take a dump.

Oh you are just getting out of the shower Lets take a dump.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a 7 am practice? Better make sure you don't get any sleep Caption 4 goes here

Oh, you have a 7 am practice? Better make sure you don't get any sleep  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain
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