Scumbag Brain

"Organism?" Reads as "ORGASM"

A girl rejected you? Have a couple weeks of temporary misogyny on me.

A girl rejected you? Have a couple weeks of temporary misogyny on me.  Scumbag Brain

Going pee... Makes you sneeze.

Going pee... Makes you sneeze.    Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend asks you to rate her on a scale of 1 to 10 Honesty is the best policy bro.

Girlfriend asks you to rate her on a scale of 1 to 10 Honesty is the best policy bro.    Scumbag Brain

ARGH! we made a typo. No prob - the reader will understand what we mean feels the need to point out every typo someone else makes

ARGH! we made a typo.  No prob - the reader will understand what we mean feels the need to point out every typo someone else makes  Scumbag Brain

Hey, it looks you finally forgot that story spoiler! Why don't you think about it some more?

Hey, it looks you finally forgot that story spoiler! Why don't you think about it some more?   Scumbag Brain

Hey bro. Tryin' to fall asleep in class? Better wake you up With a giant body spasm

Hey bro.  Tryin' to fall asleep in class? Better wake you up With a giant body spasm  Scumbag Brain

Enjoys being drunk Makes you throw up anyway

Enjoys being drunk Makes you throw up anyway   Scumbag Brain

Oh hey, I see you're talking to that cute girl you like TIME FOR MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK

Oh hey, I see you're talking to that cute girl you like TIME FOR MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK   Scumbag Brain

Let's play a game It's called eye twitch, it'll last for about 3 hours Caption 4 goes here

Let's play a game It's called eye twitch, it'll last for about 3 hours  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain
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