Scumbag Brain

BEST PART OF DREAM "TIME TO WAKE UP, BRAH"

BEST PART OF DREAM

Nah bro, go ahead and pull that hangnail off I promise you won't rip half of your finger off this time.

Nah bro, go ahead and pull that hangnail off I promise you won't rip half of your finger off this time.  Scumbag Brain

You know that guy you were having incredible sex with? Here, have some feelings.

You know that guy you were having incredible sex with? Here, have some feelings.  Scumbag Brain

REMEMBER THAT MOVIE SPOILER WE READ YEARS AGO? LETS ALL OF A SUDDEN REMEMBER IT WHEN WE FINALLY DECIDE TO WATCH THE MOVIE

REMEMBER THAT MOVIE SPOILER WE READ YEARS AGO? LETS ALL OF A SUDDEN REMEMBER IT WHEN WE FINALLY DECIDE TO WATCH THE MOVIE  Scumbag Brain

Hey buddy, its 3am! Let's think about how your failures and mistakes will impact the rest of your life!

Hey buddy, its 3am! Let's think about how your failures and mistakes will impact the rest of your life!  Scumbag Brain

So, ready to go back to work after your day off? Before going to bed, want to turn your alarms back on? Fuck it, we'll totally remember to get up on time.

So, ready to go back to work after your day off?  Before going to bed, want to turn your alarms back on? Fuck it, we'll totally remember to get up on time.  Scumbag Brain

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE A HILARIOUS MEME? I FORGOT

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE A HILARIOUS MEME? I FORGOT  Scumbag Brain

Time to go to sleep lets think of all the things you did today that could possibly kill you in your sleep

Time to go to sleep lets think of all the things you did today that could possibly kill you in your sleep  Scumbag Brain

Had crazy sex in a dream with ex-crush next dream is of present crush making out with other dudes besides myself

Had crazy sex in a dream with ex-crush next dream is of present crush making out with other dudes besides myself  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you see that cute girl over there smiling at you? let's act like she doesn't even exist

Hey, you see that cute girl over there smiling at you? let's act like she 
doesn't even exist  Scumbag Brain
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