Scumbag Brain

Attractive nurse says "Completely disrobe, please" Activate WIENIE-SHRINK

Attractive nurse says

Says "It would be better if you didn't pick that scab" while picking it

Says

hands are completely covered in something? better make the nose itch like NEVER BEFORE

hands are completely covered in something? better make the nose itch like NEVER BEFORE   Scumbag Brain

"Oh cool bro, you're finally talking to that girl you like" Gives you king of all erections

TIME FOR SLEEP HERE'S SOME BLINDING PAIN

TIME FOR SLEEP HERE'S SOME BLINDING PAIN   Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep NOW YOU'RE BREATHING MANUALLY

About to fall asleep NOW YOU'RE BREATHING
 MANUALLY  Scumbag Brain

"hey, brah, let me just show you this objective reality for a second" shows you subjective reality

Can't remember how to do a problem on a test Immediately figures out how after test is turned in

Can't remember how to do a problem on a test Immediately figures out how after test is turned in  Scumbag Brain

think of something gross to postpone orgasm finds it arousing

think of something gross to postpone orgasm finds it arousing  Scumbag Brain

Remembers why you went upstairs.. ..as soon as you get downstairs.

Remembers why you went upstairs.. ..as soon as you get downstairs.   Scumbag Brain
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