Scumbag Brain

Remember that time you choked when you were alone with that girl. yeah, you should have kissed her.

Remember that time you choked when you were alone with that girl. yeah, you should have kissed her.  Scumbag Brain

Wants to click on interesting content Clicks on picture instead

Wants to click on interesting content Clicks on picture instead  Scumbag Brain

Tells you the answer is either "A" Or "B" or "C" Pick "D"..All of the above

Tells you the answer is either

CONFUSES PEEING WITH ORGASM SHAKES ENTIRE BODY

CONFUSES PEEING WITH ORGASM SHAKES ENTIRE BODY  Scumbag Brain

Do all of my weekend work for once Still feel guilty because I know I forgot something

Do all of my weekend work for once Still feel guilty because I know I forgot something  Scumbag Brain

HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO CONVERSATION, BUT WAITS FOR FRIEND TO FINISH SPEAKING IMMEDIATELY FORGETS WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO SPEAK

HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO CONVERSATION, BUT WAITS FOR FRIEND TO FINISH SPEAKING IMMEDIATELY FORGETS WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO SPEAK  Scumbag Brain

Find a tick? Better freak out every time you feel a slight itch for the next 30 minutes

Find a tick? Better freak out every time you feel a slight itch for the next 30 minutes  Scumbag Brain

NAH BRO, IT'S COOL JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP AND I'LL DREAM THAT WE'RE GETTING READY FOR WORK

NAH BRO, IT'S COOL JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP AND I'LL DREAM THAT WE'RE GETTING READY FOR WORK  Scumbag Brain

ready to study for finals? What about that great video game you haven't played in a while?

ready to study for finals? What about that great video game you haven't played in a while?  Scumbag Brain

Tries to force you to believe illogical or ignorant things Tortures you, ruins your life, and makes you insane for being intelligent

Tries to force you to believe illogical or ignorant things Tortures you, ruins your life, and makes you insane for being intelligent  Scumbag Brain
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