Scumbag Brain

Planning on getting shitfaced tonight? Great, I'll wake you up at 8AM for no reason

Planning on getting shitfaced tonight? Great, I'll wake you up at 8AM for no reason  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're trying to have sex with this beautiful girl? but i really think we should keep our hardest erection for class.

oh, you're trying to have sex with this beautiful girl? but i really think we should keep our hardest erection for class.  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, Remember that paper that is due tomorrow and how you haven't started it

Hey bro, Remember that paper that is due tomorrow and how you haven't started it  Scumbag Brain

Can't sleep because of stress stresses out about all the sleep you're now missing

Can't sleep because of stress stresses out about all the sleep you're now missing  Scumbag Brain

has 14 hours sleep still tired

has 14 hours sleep still tired  Scumbag Brain

Too tired to wake up on time for work Monday through Friday Wakes up early on the weekend

Too tired to wake up on time for work Monday through Friday Wakes up early on the weekend  Scumbag Brain

YOU KNOW THAT GIRL THAT JUST BROKE YOUR HEART? BETTER THINK ABOUT HER 24/7

YOU KNOW THAT GIRL THAT JUST BROKE YOUR HEART? BETTER THINK ABOUT HER 24/7  Scumbag Brain

Where Did the mouse go? It was here a second ago! Flail right arm uncontrollably to make it show up. Oh, God it's still not there! Where is the fucking mouse! I don't have time for this shi- Oh, there it is!

Where Did the mouse go? It was here a second ago! Flail right arm uncontrollably to make it show up. Oh, God it's still not there! Where is the fucking mouse! I don't have time for this shi- Oh, there it is!  Scumbag Brain

Hey your glasses are starting to hang down a bit, push them back up. Just kidding fuckbag, you don't even have them on

Hey your glasses are starting to hang down a bit, push them back up. Just kidding fuckbag, you don't even have them on  Scumbag Brain

So your ex is spending the night with that new guy? Lets paint some vivid mental images of what could be happening

So your ex is spending the night with that new guy? Lets paint some vivid mental images of what could be happening  Scumbag Brain
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