Scumbag Brain

Hey man your symptoms are pretty much like ebola

Hey man  your symptoms are pretty much like ebola  Scumbag Brain

Better check that itch Cuz I bet it's a million goddamn spiders

Better check that itch Cuz I bet it's a million goddamn spiders  Scumbag Brain

Hot girl who's into you walks up to you and your friends blanks out and tells her to go away

Hot girl who's into you walks up to you and your friends blanks out and tells her to go away  Scumbag Brain

Oh, it's the middle of the night? Let's think about all the scary movies you've ever watched.

Oh, it's the middle of the night? Let's think about all the scary movies you've ever watched.  Scumbag Brain

26 years of eating experience chips tooth on fork

26 years of eating experience chips tooth on fork  Scumbag Brain

Scared as hell Makes you breathe loudly and jump at noises. That'll help you hide.

Scared as hell Makes you breathe loudly and jump at noises. That'll help you hide.  Scumbag Brain

Fell asleep while doing homework? Let's finish it in a dream.

Fell asleep while doing homework? Let's finish it in a dream.   Scumbag Brain

Taking the LSAT at 8:30 AM tomorrow? Let's stay up all night and ponder every facet of your entire life

Taking the LSAT at 8:30 AM tomorrow? Let's stay up all night and ponder every facet of your entire life   Scumbag Brain

OH, YOU'RE IN A HURRY TO GET TO WORK? BUT BRO, THIS SHOWER FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD

OH, YOU'RE IN A HURRY TO GET TO WORK? BUT BRO, THIS SHOWER FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD   Scumbag Brain

Sees joke on Reddit "Lets just tell everyone I made that up"

Sees joke on Reddit
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