Scumbag Brain

Oh? The teacher called you up to the board? BETTER GET AN ERECTION.

Oh? The teacher called you up to the board? BETTER GET AN ERECTION.   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that homework you really should be doing, right? Let's play video games instead.

Hey, you know that homework you really should be doing, right? Let's play video games instead.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to remember names of people? Do it yourself

Oh, you want to remember names of people? Do it yourself  Scumbag Brain

Oh hi, I woke you up 1 hour early before work Let's lie awake until then thinking about how you only have 1 hour left to sleep

Oh hi, I woke you up 1 hour early before work Let's lie awake until then thinking about how you only have 1 hour left to sleep  Scumbag Brain

instinctively scratch itchy nose while Changing my son's poopy diaper

instinctively scratch itchy nose while Changing my son's poopy diaper  Scumbag Brain

Bro, the sign says "HOT DO NOT TOUCH" Lets touch it anyway

Bro, the sign says

causes eyelid to twitch when you're stressed out twitching eyelid stresses you out

causes eyelid to twitch when you're stressed out twitching eyelid stresses you out  Scumbag Brain

You worked hard to be ready for your early final tomorrow, I'm proud of you For this, I reward you with... let's say 3 hours of sleep.

You worked hard to be ready for your early final tomorrow, I'm proud of you For this, I reward you with... let's say 3 hours of sleep.   Scumbag Brain

Going out camping in the woods? REmember when you played slender?

Going out camping in the woods? REmember when you played slender?  Scumbag Brain

It's 2AM and you can't fall asleep? "sweeeeet caaaaroliiiine!"

It's 2AM and you can't fall asleep?
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