Scumbag Brain

Needs to wake up early Stays alert the entire night, waiting to fall asleep

Needs to wake up early  Stays alert the entire night, waiting to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

knows pizza is SCALDING HOT. Just eat it anyway, bro.

knows pizza is SCALDING HOT. Just eat it anyway, bro.   Scumbag Brain

Can't figure out what to write in one page essay. Makes you read 90 page book to understand context in the middle of the night.

Can't figure out what to write in one page essay. Makes you read 90 page book to understand context in the middle of the night.   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know how you just pet that cat? your eyes are itchy rub them with your death hands

Hey, you know how you just pet that cat? your eyes are itchy
rub them with your death hands  Scumbag Brain

Checks Watch Forgets time 5 seconds later

Checks Watch Forgets time 5 seconds later   Scumbag Brain

Knows that most of the captions on this meme are basically the same Makes you click link anyway.

Knows that most of the captions on this meme are basically the same Makes you click link anyway.   Scumbag Brain

GETS AN IDEA FOR AN ADVICEANIMAL POST ON REDDIT FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS

GETS AN IDEA FOR AN ADVICEANIMAL POST ON REDDIT FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS  Scumbag Brain

Makes you notice lump in awkward place PLANS ENTIRE FUNERAL

Makes you notice lump in awkward place PLANS ENTIRE FUNERAL   Scumbag Brain

Won't wake up at 6am when healthy and fine Wakes you up at 5am with hangover, won't go back to sleep

Won't wake up at 6am when healthy and fine Wakes you up at 5am with hangover, won't go back to sleep   Scumbag Brain

only gives you impulses to do things that harm you in the long run

only gives you impulses to do things  that harm you in the long run  Scumbag Brain
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