Scumbag Brain

Brain on Sick = Divide By Zero Error Brain on healthy = Ready to go

Brain on Sick = Divide By Zero Error Brain on healthy = Ready to go  Scumbag Brain

If the human brain evolved to survive, rather than to discover truth, how can its theories (like evolution) be trusted?

If the human brain evolved to survive, rather than to discover truth, how can its theories (like evolution) be trusted?  Scumbag Brain

"Don't fuck up! Don't Fuck up! Don't Fuck up!" Fucks up.

Reminds you to walk downstairs to do something Conveniently forgets task for which you walked downstairs

Reminds you to walk downstairs to do something Conveniently forgets task for which you walked downstairs  Scumbag Brain

knows dozens of lyrics and movie quotes Can't remember your fucking lesson

knows dozens of lyrics and movie quotes Can't remember your fucking lesson  Scumbag Brain

Job Interview Let's forget everything you ever learned

Job Interview Let's forget everything you ever learned  Scumbag Brain

Falling asleep whilst watching TV on the couch Goes up to bed - WIDE AWAKE

Falling asleep whilst watching TV on the couch Goes up to bed - WIDE AWAKE  Scumbag Brain

HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT? BETTER RANDOMLY FUCKING DECIDE TO TOSS AND TURN ALL NIGHT IN COMPLETE DEFIANCE OF YOUR ORDINARY SLEEP SCHEDULE IN ORDER TO OBSESS OVER WHAT THERE'S NO REASON TO WORRY ABOUT AT ALL UNTIL YOU WAKE UP

HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT? BETTER RANDOMLY FUCKING DECIDE TO TOSS AND TURN ALL NIGHT IN COMPLETE DEFIANCE OF YOUR ORDINARY SLEEP SCHEDULE IN ORDER TO OBSESS OVER WHAT THERE'S NO REASON TO WORRY ABOUT AT ALL UNTIL YOU WAKE UP  Scumbag Brain

can only think of link to submit to reddit ..that you saw on reddit

can only think of link to submit to reddit ..that you saw on reddit   Scumbag Brain

objectively realizes that most redditors don't know a quality meme from a crappy one dependent on upvotes for endorphin rush

objectively realizes that most redditors don't know a quality meme from a crappy one dependent on upvotes for endorphin rush  Scumbag Brain
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