Scumbag Brain

guy sitting in front of you has butt crack showing makes you look at it multiple times

guy sitting in front of you has butt crack showing makes you look at it multiple times  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember the energy you were missing throughout the day Here you go.

Hey, remember the energy you were missing throughout the day Here you go.  Scumbag Brain

light switch didn't work the first time? try it five more times.

light switch didn't work the first time? try it five more times.  Scumbag Brain

knows there are plenty of single women out there only likes one who has a boyfriend

knows there are plenty of single women out there only likes one who has a boyfriend   Scumbag Brain

Your ex has a new girlfriend? You should definitely look her up on Facebook and see if she's prettier than you.

Your ex has a new girlfriend? You should definitely look her up on Facebook and see if she's prettier than you.  Scumbag Brain

"Hey, why don't you check out what's on Reddit?" "You'll get back to that paper in a minute."

Want something to happen really badly but know it never will? For days! Hey let's imagine, in painful detail, how awesome your life would be if it did!

Want something to happen really badly but know it never will? For days! Hey let's imagine, in painful detail, how awesome your life would be if it did!  Scumbag Brain

Mom goes to the grocery store Forget all the good food you wanted to ask

Mom goes to the grocery store  Forget all the good food you wanted to ask   Scumbag Brain

Oh you just had a shower? Better take a poop

Oh you just had a shower? Better take a poop   Scumbag Brain

Oh, hey, it's four in the morning Time to rethink your entire career

Oh, hey, it's four in the morning Time to rethink your entire career   Scumbag Brain
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