Scumbag Brain

Crafts a beautiful and vivid dream where you meet a beautiful and intelligent woman. Lets you ignore the awkward fact that you are both naked, Remembers your wife. while you get to know and fall in love with this woman. Convinces you that this petite god

Crafts a beautiful and vivid dream where you meet a beautiful and intelligent woman. Lets you ignore the awkward fact that you are both naked,  Remembers your wife. while you get to know and fall in love with this woman. Convinces you that this petite god  Scumbag Brain

when in a relationship "you can hook up with any hot girl you see" finally single "j/k bro!!"

when in a relationship

Studies practice exam Only remembers the letters

Studies practice exam Only remembers the letters  Scumbag Brain

Tired all day so you can't concentrate at work Fully awake at 11pm - 1am for no reason.

Tired all day so you can't concentrate at work Fully awake at 11pm - 1am for no reason.  Scumbag Brain

Almost time for work. Gotta be peppy and happy... "Hey, we haven't thought about 9/11 and your ex for a while..."

Almost time for work.  Gotta be peppy and happy...

Gets 2 hours of sleep before finals dreams about missing finals

Gets 2 hours  of sleep before finals dreams about missing finals   Scumbag Brain

Cant stay awake during the day Cant fall asleep at night

Cant stay awake during the day Cant fall asleep at night  Scumbag Brain

Read an email wanting to schedule an interview for awesome job "Oh, sorry brah, just dreaming. You mad?"

Read an email wanting to schedule an interview for awesome job

Wakes up at 6 in the morning to study for exam doesn't feel like studying for exam, goes on reddit

Wakes up at 6 in the morning to study for exam doesn't feel like studying for exam, goes on reddit   Scumbag Brain

Has an IQ of 300 Doesn't remember where I put my keys

Has an IQ of 300 Doesn't remember where I put my keys  Scumbag Brain
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