Scumbag Brain

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you moron

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you moron  Scumbag Brain

Knows you are wearing tight jeans Best give you a boner to help with that

Knows you are wearing tight jeans Best give you a boner to help with that  Scumbag Brain

knows you have mettings and midterms tomorrow perfect night for insomnia

knows you have mettings and midterms tomorrow perfect night for insomnia  Scumbag Brain

EARNS YOU 'A'S ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE ONE DAY WONDERS WHY THE STORE SELLS '0' CANDLES, WHEN YOU CAN'T TURN ZERO YEARS OLD?

EARNS YOU 'A'S ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE ONE DAY WONDERS WHY THE STORE SELLS '0' CANDLES, WHEN YOU CAN'T TURN ZERO YEARS OLD?  Scumbag Brain

Worked fifteen hours, met all deadlines, managed multiple difficult projects Why don't you try to put on another pair of underpants over the ones you forgot you just put on

Worked fifteen hours, met all deadlines, managed multiple difficult projects Why don't you try to put on another pair of underpants over the ones you forgot you just put on  Scumbag Brain

oh, there's this girl you like? how about a dream where she's getting fucked by your best friend

oh, there's this girl you like? how about a dream where she's getting fucked by your best friend  Scumbag Brain

Sex Dream With the ugly girl at work. At my parents house. Get an STD immediately. Symptom; hordes of tiny black bugs all over my body.

Sex Dream With the ugly girl at work. At my parents house. Get an STD immediately. Symptom; hordes of tiny black bugs all over my body.  Scumbag Brain

Trying to order a kitty cocktail Can I have a titty cocktail?

Trying to order a kitty cocktail  Can I have a titty cocktail?  Scumbag Brain

Has one of the best days ever lived Wakes up at 4.a.m. to remind you of all your hidden fears

Has one of the best days ever lived Wakes up at 4.a.m. to remind you of all your hidden fears   Scumbag Brain

"Oh you are trying to sleep?" Makes you feel like you are falling

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