Scumbag Brain

Can't sleep at 2am? You must be starving

Can't sleep at 2am? You must be starving   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to wake up at 4:30? let's stay up all night thinking about how early you have to wake up

Oh, you have to wake up at 4:30? let's stay up all night thinking about how early you have to wake up    Scumbag Brain

Gives you a really good scumbag brain meme forgets it

Gives you a really good scumbag brain meme forgets it   Scumbag Brain

Finds out Obama won the election Tries to start conversation with every black person

Finds out Obama won the election Tries to start conversation with every black person   Scumbag Brain

While dreaming, hot girl wants to have sex. Sorry, I'm married.

While dreaming, hot girl wants to have sex. Sorry, I'm married.   Scumbag Brain

Creates a brilliant idea! Reminds you 18 hours later that it was someone else's...

Creates a brilliant idea! Reminds you 18 hours later that it was someone else's...   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to not say a bad word? "FUCK!"

Oh, you're trying to not say a bad word?

Having a fun birthday? Remember, you'll never be this young again.

Having a fun birthday? Remember, you'll never be this young again.  Scumbag Brain

Asleep but you have to pee? Here's a dream where you're peeing on a toilet

Asleep but you have to pee? Here's a dream where you're peeing on a toilet  Scumbag Brain

Taking NyQuil since you can't fall asleep? You better chug that shit, I'm no fucking light weight.

Taking NyQuil since you can't fall asleep? You better chug that shit, I'm no fucking light weight.   Scumbag Brain
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