Scumbag Brain

KNOWS NOT TO ITCH MOSQUITO BITES MAKES ITCHING MOSQUITO BITES THE GREATEST FEELING EVER

KNOWS NOT TO ITCH MOSQUITO BITES MAKES ITCHING MOSQUITO BITES THE GREATEST FEELING EVER  Scumbag Brain

SEES PEN CLEARLY HAS A LID TRIES TO CLICK IT OPEN

SEES PEN CLEARLY HAS A LID TRIES TO CLICK IT OPEN  Scumbag Brain

Hey, it looks like this fall would kill you let me give you some vertigo and weak knees to help with that

Hey, it looks like this fall would kill you let me give you some vertigo and weak knees to help with that  Scumbag Brain

comes up with grandiose ideas while trying to fall asleep.

comes up with grandiose ideas while trying to fall asleep.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to get some sleep? Remember that movie The Grudge?

Oh, you're trying to get some sleep? Remember that movie The Grudge?  Scumbag Brain

Run into a friend that you see almost every day Forgets their name

Run into a friend that you see almost every day  Forgets their name  Scumbag Brain

3 A.M. She'll love that 15 page text about your depression Trust me

3 A.M. She'll love that 15 page
text about your depression
Trust me   Scumbag Brain

Understands rejection letter makes you read it again to make sure

Understands rejection letter makes you read it again to make sure  Scumbag Brain

Can do calculus and trigonometry Forgets how to divide large numbers

Can do calculus and trigonometry Forgets how to divide large numbers  Scumbag Brain

remember all those time we practiced for this argument in the shower? LOL NOPE

remember all those time we practiced for this argument in the shower? LOL NOPE  Scumbag Brain
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