Scumbag Brain

Oh you're going to be on time? LETS MASTURBATE REAL QUICK

Oh you're going to be on time? LETS MASTURBATE REAL QUICK  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you're trying to get some rest?" Makes your body jerk violently

Keeps you awake till 4am Doesn't wake up from the alarm

Keeps you awake till 4am Doesn't wake up from the alarm  Scumbag Brain

Wait, just leg hair. Go back to sleep, stupid. ... SPIDERS! SPIDERS ALL OVER YOU

Wait, just leg hair. Go back to sleep, stupid. ... SPIDERS! SPIDERS ALL OVER YOU  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you are taking a personal day off to relax? Here, let me wake you at 5 AM so you have more time to do shit.

Oh, you are taking a personal day off to relax? Here, let me wake you at 5 AM so you have more time to do shit.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to go to sleep? Lets think about every horror movie you've ever seen

Oh you want to go to sleep? Lets think about every horror movie you've ever seen  Scumbag Brain

Got that final in 1 hour? Better think of how your first love screwed you over

Got that final in 1 hour? Better think of how your first love screwed you over  Scumbag Brain

close app immediately reopen

close app immediately reopen  Scumbag Brain

wants to contribute to a really interesting askreddit about my life can't remember any specific occasions or details

wants to contribute to a really interesting askreddit about my life can't remember any specific occasions or details  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got comfortable in bed? Now would be a great time to have to pee

Oh, you just got comfortable in bed? Now would be a great time to have to pee  Scumbag Brain
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