Scumbag Brain

Oh, someone else is yawning? yawn. right now.

Oh, someone else is yawning? yawn. right now.  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you that you have an awesome idea Then makes you forget it immediately before saying it

Convinces you that you have an awesome idea Then makes you forget it immediately before saying it  Scumbag Brain

TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT GIRL has the best SEX dream ever, with SAID GIRL as main character

TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT GIRL has the best SEX dream ever, with SAID GIRL as main character  Scumbag Brain

Scores dinner date with sexy girl Misses mouth constantly

Scores dinner date with sexy girl Misses mouth constantly  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to schedule all of your interviews on the same day Gives you headache

Convinces you to schedule all of your interviews on the same day Gives you headache  Scumbag Brain

Makes you self conscious about being overweight Makes you hungry

Makes you self conscious about being overweight Makes you hungry  Scumbag Brain

Two light switches next to eachother Never lets you remember which turns on which light

Two light switches next to eachother Never lets you remember which turns on which light  Scumbag Brain

Hey! This seems important! Better not remember it.

Hey! This seems important! Better not remember it.   Scumbag Brain

Og so you were slaughtered last night, and need to rest? TIME TO GET THE FUCK UP! 8.30 in the morning

Og so you were slaughtered last night, and need to rest? TIME TO GET THE FUCK UP! 8.30 in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Hmm.. It's been 20 minutes since she texted back. Sure she's just busy... right? RIGHT?

Hmm.. It's been 20 minutes since she texted back. Sure she's just busy... right? RIGHT?  Scumbag Brain
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