Scumbag Brain

Knows you locked the door before going to bed. "Hey you locked that door right? Better go double check."

Knows you locked the door before going to bed.

What does she do for a living? I'd bet an eternity in a comfortable jar she has no taste in design. Interior Decorator?

What does she do for a living? I'd bet an eternity in a comfortable jar she has no taste in design. Interior Decorator?  Scumbag Brain

Keeps you up late at night on reddit Finally goes to bed, can't stop thinking about reddit, doesn't sleep Scumbag brain

Keeps you up late at night on reddit Finally goes to bed, can't stop thinking about reddit, doesn't sleep Scumbag brain  Scumbag Brain

Creates a funny meme Forgets once you start making it

Creates a funny meme Forgets once you start making it  Scumbag Brain

Try to forget bad memories plays them over and over instead

Try to forget bad memories plays them over and over instead  Scumbag Brain

you're at a funeral for a holocaust survivor? bro, Remember that hilarious joke about the holocaust?

you're at a funeral for a holocaust survivor? bro, Remember that hilarious joke about the holocaust?  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're almost asleep? hang on bro, check out this montage of all your embarrassing moments first

oh, you're almost asleep? hang on bro, check out this montage of all your embarrassing moments first  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're finally over your ex? Better go ahead and relive the whole breakup

Oh, you're finally over your ex?
 Better go ahead and relive the whole breakup  Scumbag Brain

all clean and outta the shower? let's celebrate by taking a shit

all clean and outta the shower? let's celebrate by taking a shit  Scumbag Brain

We just finished showering? Dude, we have to shit now.

We just finished showering? Dude, we have to shit now.  Scumbag Brain
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