Scumbag Brain

Daydreams in class Right before the teacher asks you a question

Daydreams in class Right before the teacher asks you a question   Scumbag Brain

Oh look, class is almost over Good time for a boner

Oh look, class is almost over Good time for a boner   Scumbag Brain

Helps you change phone password while drunk doesn't remind you in the morning

Helps you change phone password while drunk doesn't remind you in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of something really funny you saw the other day. In public.

Thinks of something really funny you saw the other day. In public.   Scumbag Brain

Single brain craves human contact Drunk brain wants you to leave after having sex Relationship brain wants quiet time

Single brain craves human contact Drunk brain wants you to leave after having sex 

Relationship brain wants quiet time  Scumbag Brain

knows a toe itches can't figure out which one

knows a toe itches can't figure out which one  Scumbag Brain

Regulates all of your bodily functions and organ systems Doesn't know shit in anatomy class

Regulates all of your bodily functions and organ systems Doesn't know shit in anatomy class  Scumbag Brain

No expiration date? then we does it fail?

No expiration date? then we does it fail?  Scumbag Brain

I'm always right every time you don't listen to me

I'm always right every time you don't listen to me   Scumbag Brain

Finally feeling happy and content Dreams about ex-girlfriend with another man

Finally feeling happy and content Dreams about ex-girlfriend with another man   Scumbag Brain
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