Scumbag Brain

Able to watch six seasons of a TV show in two days Can't sit through one live episode each week

Able to watch six seasons of a TV show in two days Can't sit through one live episode each week  Scumbag Brain

YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT? LET'S CELEBRATE BY GOING TO MCDONALD'S

YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT? LET'S CELEBRATE BY GOING TO MCDONALD'S  Scumbag Brain

So you have a huge english paper due tomorrow? getting on reddit for a while won't hurt

So you have a huge english paper due tomorrow? getting on reddit for a while won't hurt  Scumbag Brain

Driving home and I see a flashing light in the cementary moving Let's investigate!

Driving home and I see a flashing light in the cementary moving Let's investigate!  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're married with two children and have a decent living? How about you have a crush on your friend's girlfriend

Oh, you're married with two children and have a decent living? How about you have a crush on your friend's girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

i have sleeping problems

i have sleeping problems  Scumbag Brain

Oh I see you're breathing fairly well Time to smoke another cigarette

Oh I see you're breathing fairly well Time to smoke another cigarette   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that friend who complains about how men only care about sex? Let's get drunk and lie about liking her to get laid

Hey, you know that friend who complains about how men only care about sex? Let's get drunk and lie about liking her to get laid  Scumbag Brain

you just clocked into work? hey bro, gotta poop!

you just clocked into work? hey bro, gotta poop!  Scumbag Brain

That smells really horrible lets smell it again just to check

That smells really horrible lets smell it again just to check  Scumbag Brain
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